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"Jokes" Page
    
Yes - this is
where all the best and latest jokes hang out.......
and you can
add to them by sending in your favourites.
Every month I will award one joke sent in by you the
MAGIC MIKE
JOKE AWARDS
2010 COMPETITION
IS NOW OPEN
SEND IN YOUR ENTRIES TO
mike@magicmike.co.uk
Previous Winners
from 2006 to the end of 2009
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What do you call a dinosaur that plays
hid-and-seek?
Doyouthinktheyreallysawrus !!
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Neave Aston age 6
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Where do
sheep get their hair cut?
At the
baaaaaaabers!!! |
Ella Town age 4
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What is a chicken's favorite TV programme?
The Feather Forecast |
from Daniel Alexander - Scarborough - aged 9
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Why did the Bannana go to the Doctors
BECAUSE IT WASN'T PEELING VERY WELL !! |
from George Robertson Bedford age 6
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"The old ones are the best"
My dog has no nose.
How does it smell ???
AWFUL !!! |
from Amy Smithe - York age 8
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What's green, 7" tall and
sits in a corner ?????????
THE
INCREDIBLE
SULK! |
from Luke Jones age 9
from Scarborough
WELL DONE LUKE !!
CLOSE RUNNER UP WAS.....
from Daniel Alexander age 9
also from Scarborough...
(Daniel has his own car wash Business ... with its own
website !!..
check it out here....
Daniel's Website)
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Why
is a football pitch so wet?
Because the players dribble so much |
Another
From
Jade Thomlinson
age 10
from Rotherham
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My
friends Irish granddad cannot figure out why
he only has 2 brothers and his sister has
3!!! |
From
Jade Thomlinson
age 10
from Rotherham
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If a blue house
is made from blue bricks, a red house is
made from red bricks and purple house is
made from purple bricks, what is a green
house made of?
Glass!!! |
From
Isabel
age 8
from Bridlington
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There
was a lorry full of tortoises it collided
with a van full of terrapins
It was a turtle
disaster |
From
Kirsty Farrow (aged 6)
from Sherburn
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Why did the chicken throw its eggs across
the road?
Because they were "chucky" eggs. |
From
Jacob
Who claims he is my Number one fan !!
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Why did the prawn leave the disco?
Because he pulled a muscle. |
From
Daniel Alexander
Age 8 from Scarborough
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Why did Granny
put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because She
Wanted to Rock n' Roll |
This was a
leading contender
in the July competition from Luke Jones
and just missed out on a
prize
It was very close......
I'm sure you can find even funnier ones for July.....
Go on send them in.......
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knock,knock
who's there !
Lass !
Lass who ?
That's what cowboys use, isn't it |
From
Gemma & Sam
Cole
Age 12 and 6
Halifax
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Customer: Waiter waiter! there is a bee in
my alphabet soup!
Waiter: Yes I know sir well spotted there is
also A's and C's |
From
Caitlin
age 5 Scarborough
WELL DONE
CHLOE - A CRACKING JOKE
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Where do kittens get their clothes from?
A 'cat'alogue |
From
Chloe
Walker
age 7 from Driffield
WELL DONE
CHLOE - A CRACKING JOKE
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Why
did the little boy blush when he opened the
fridge?
Because he saw the salad dressing!!!
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From Kitty
Jackson
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Why do
elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy
won't pay the ransom!!!
Just been to one of your parties. Hope to
see you again very soon!
(Hope to see you soon too - Your mate Magic
Mike) |
From Jacquie
Roeder
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what's grey
and got red spots?
An
elephant with the measles |
From Jamie
Walker
also from Driffield
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Why
did the lobster blush ?
Because the seaweed !!
p.s. I saw you at Liam’s party and thought
you were great !!
(Thanks Jamie - I enjoyed coming to the
Party - it was great! - Your mate Magic
Mike) |
From Chloe
Leigh
Age 5
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What's the difference between a flea and a
dog?
A
dog can have fleas, but a flea can't have
dogs! |
From someone
who's email starts
tracystevejones - but we don't have your name....
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father:" Did you pray to
god last night for anything special?"
son: "Yes,for 18+17+29 to equal
61.
father: "Why did you pray for
that?"
son: "Because that was the
answer I gave in my maths test." |
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What
do you get when you cross a snowman with a
vampire?
Frostbite |
Hattie Leigh
a real
clever joke!!
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What's the difference between a cat and
comma?
A
cat has claws at the end of its paws,
but a comma has a pause at the end of its
clause! |
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How do you get a tissue to dance
Put a little
Bogey in it !! |
from
Darcie
DeFreitas
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What do you get if you cross an elephant
with a fish?
Swimming trunks
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from
Madeleine
Mackilligin
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What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and 'ships'
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from
Madeleine
Mackilligin
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Why did the dolphin cross the road?
To get to the other 'tide'!
(and
Madeleine is looking forward to Me coming to
her party
_- I looking forward to coming as well -
Magic Mike !!!) |
JOKE OF THE MONTH
HERE ARE MORE PAST WINNERS ....
from
Lukesparkytilula
Great Name !!!!
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Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen,
what should I do??
Use a pencil till I get there |
have
you got an even funnier one ??
Send it in by email
Rebecca Prigmore
from Silkstone near Barnsley
with this
cracker of a funny ....
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Why
does the banana go to the doctors
???
BECAUSE IT WAS NOT PEELING VERY WELL!!!
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Neave Aston from York with....
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What do you call
a monkey that explodes ???
A BABOOM !!
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Got a Joke
that you think could win - email it to
me and see it up here
in the Magic Mike Web Party
mike@magicmike.co.uk
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